My $600 smartphone drops calls when I hold it.
Sir, if you’re going to post things like this, please tag it #firstworldproblems or otherwise mention that it’s link bait, so I don’t have to wonder.
Sorry, I was actually trying to post it on “therealfirstworldproblems”, but I accidentally posted it on my own tumblog because I couldn’t see the option in the Tumblr iPhone app. I was also too lazy to get out of bed to fix it using a real web browser, and now people on Facebook think I bought an iPhone 4. Sigh.